Saturday, June 19, 2010

Gasol sheds Spanish tears of joy. Plays flute.

Gasol definitely showed up and played a monstrous role in Thursday’s Game 7. Indeed, he was a force.

He may have silenced some critics with his performance. But still, I’m sure some will continue to question Gasol’s heart. They’ll question his toughness. All will forever question his neck beard. But I don’t care about any of that. What matters is the one thing that simply cannot be disputed: The guy can totally rock a flute! I mean, have you ever listened to "Living in the Past"? Freaking incredible! And the balance. How does he stand on one leg like that? Why doesn't he ever strike that yoga pose during timeouts while he's flushing down some G2?

Celtic fans, wipe your chowduh tears. Pop in some Jethro Gasull and let the haunting-yet-soothing melodies of a Spanish flautist put you to sleep. You’ll need to rest up if you’re going to be at full obnoxious capacity when Patriots season rolls around.

It's a gloomy day in Bean Town today, but The Champion will assure you of this: Songs from the wood make you feel much better.

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