Congratulations, visitor. By frequenting this blog you are doing one or more of these things:
•Heightening the awareness of Gingerism – the growing shibacle sweeping our nation (of which RED, let’s not forget, is one of three symbolic colors (it's not blond, white and blue), not a coincidence considering many (one) of our Founding Dads, including George “Big Red” Washington—or was it Tom Jefferson?—were gingers) that allows and often encourages the mistreatment and make-fun-of-ment of red haired people. It’s no laughing matter. So stop laughing, Gingerist!
•Joining the cause to “Slap Gingerism in the face. Put it in its freaking place.”
•Feeling sorry for me and throwing me a bone so that when I ask you if you’ve “dipped into the awesomeness that is my blog” you won’t have to stutter and squirm while lying to my face. I can tell. Gingers can tell! Gingerist!
Whatever brings you here, thanks for stopping by. And keep coming back for the continued goodness. Not all—perhaps most, though—posts will be filled with gingery bitterness and vitriol. My aim is for this bit of cyberspace to be one where all people, regardless of hair color and even bald dudes, can come together to read my rubbish.
And if you see a Ginger today, be sure to tell him or her how amazing his or her hair looks today and/or (mostly and) how jealous you are of his or her fair, freckled skin. Do it now, or you’re a gingerist. Gingerist!
(also tell him or her to dip into the awesomeness that is this blog)
The jig is up, moms and dads. Captain America is on to you. And now your kids are too. Comic books win again. Nerds rule. Drunk parents drool. Or something like that.
