The jig is up, moms and dads. Captain America is on to you. And now your kids are too. Comic books win again. Nerds rule. Drunk parents drool. Or something like that.So next time you think about reaching for the sauce, reach for a Twinkie instead. That's what Cap does. Works every time.
Watch out, Gingerist moms and dads. He's coming after you next. And he's not bringing Twinkies.
Gingerphobia is a real affliction and let me tell you, it's no fun. Do you think I like to be absolutely, horribly terrified of co-workers for no good reason? It's not awesome. So go easy on those of us who are already having heart-stopping nightmares about you.
ReplyDeleteToo bad the Gingers couldn't take control of Prophet Muhammad's super powers...
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